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IT Planeet Summary

September 21, 2019 at 7:21 pm, No comments
IT PLANEET 

Episode 1 

We see an old man sitting at home. He seems to be some kind of mad inventor. He‘s attaching a razor blade to some kind of connector, which he drops into a container of water. 

We see a DHL courier driving along in his van. 

Meanwhile the mad inventor He plugs the cable attached to it into an mains electrical socket, which then immediately blows out! In spite of this, the razor blade seems to be heating up the water. 

The DHL driver continues on his way. He see a particular package shaking. 

A countdown starts on the screen, saying something like 12 hours before contact. 

The man is fiddling with lots of pieces of equipment. Eventually, he puts on a pair of headphones. 

The DHL driver arrives outside the man‘s house, then when he sees it looks quite unusual, he starts sounding his horn. The man takes several seconds to realise what the sound is. His equipment starts smoking, then there‘s an explosion near the gate, just as the DHL courier is approaching! 

We suddenly see a alien spaceship travelling through space. It seems to be passing Earth‘s Moon. A caption on screen says something like 10 hours before contact. The ship may be called “MAA“. We see three crew members, two male, one female. The ship‘s computer is making a report out loud, then prints out some data. There‘s a heated discussion between the three crew members.

Meanwhile, back in Estonia, the DHL courier is getting very impatient and honking his horn a lot. The man is extinguishing a fire. After he‘s finished, he signs on a clipboard and the DHL courier hands him a package. A neighbour comes rushing out of a large caravan or mobile home. He‘s upset about something. He talks to his neighbour and the DHL courier about it. He says something about a mobile phone. The DHL courier leaves. The inventor accuses his neighbour of being a communist, which seems to upset him even more. The inventor changes some fuses, which it seems may be what caused the fire. 

On the alien ship, there‘s a dog called Laika. This is the same name as the dog that was sent up and died in the Sputnik satellite in 1957! It even looks the same. Could it be the same dog? It seems the USSR had no means of bringing their satelllite back down to Earth. 

The inventor man is still playing with his equipment. He looks at an old B&W photo, possibly showing him and his wife. He pours out a drink, then puts the still nearly full bottle on top of a piece of equipment, which looks like a control console.  He opens the package, which contains a laptop. He turns it on, but just gets an error message scrolling up the screen. He phones a helpline, but at the other end there only seems to be a recorded message. He tells them the error message is “INSERT SYSTEM DISK OR PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE“. It seems to me that this is a very old message built into the BIOS ROM, which is expecting to boot up from a floppy disk, probably containing MS-DOS. It may have happened due to a run down CMOS battery making the laptop forget about booting from hard drive, or the hard drive itself being corrupted. The man knocks the bottle of drink over, spilling it onto the console, which blows up, then a chain reaction somehow causes a freak ball of blue energy to be fired from his satellite dish up into space where it hits the alien ship! 

On the ship, the three aliens are viewing some old videos from Earth on a monochrome display which can show several videos on different parts of the screen at once. These include Adolf Hitler, Laika and the Sputnik, as well as Captain Kirk in Star Trek The Original Series. 

In Estonia, the inventor man is recovering from the explosion, then he‘s very annoyed with his laptop and takes it outside. He‘s about to shoot it, when all of a sudden the alien ship lands right in front of him! The aliens get out, then start playing the old Soviet anthem, displaying the Soviet Union and Estonian Soviet Socialist Republic flags, as well as giving Soviet style Communist greetings in Russian!  This upsets the man so much that he shoots at them! 

The three aliens try to work out what to do next. The female alien goes out again with her hands raised in surrender, then starts speaking in Estonian. I think she says her name is Laakle. After she says a few words, the man puts his gun down! 

 
Episode 2 

The man is feeding the three aliens some of his noodles at home. Laika the dog  is with them. It seems that the dog is called a Cosmonaut, meaning that it‘s actually the dog from Sputnik! The time is 10 hours after contact. 

Meanwhile, in Talinn the capital of Estonia, it seems that some “men in black“ are getting ready for something. There‘s some kind of conference going on. 

At the man‘s house, someone has come round to try and fix his computer. He‘s eating cereal and reading a book about UFOs at the same time. He makes some comments about the operating systems Windows, Mac OS, and Linux. He has a ponytail, possinly fake. The aliens suddenly come out of hiding. One of them pulls his pony tail. They each say the name of one of the three operating systems he‘s just mentioned. He then leaves, with a hand from the three aliens who lift the back of his car when it gets stuck. 

One of the aliens asks the inventor man who they call Helmut, about money. He gives him a banknote. The alien takes the note to his ship‘s computer, which analyses it.   

It‘s 13 hours since contact was made with the aliens, then two men in black arrive on the scene. 

The aliens remove lots of items made of fabric from the man‘s house, but not synthetics. They feed them into their computer, then it produces lots of banknotes from these materials! They all seem to be €5 (Five Euro) notes. 

The men in black see the aliens and the man driving past in a car, with banknotes falling out of the windows. They follow it. 

The aliens go ino a shop, but the man decides to stay in his car. The aliens say they want to buy a computer with Windows, Mac OS, and/or Linux. The men in black arrive outside. A shop assistant soon notices that the serial numbers on the notes are the same! The Police are called, then the aliens are arrested and taken away. The men in black nearly don‘t notice as they‘re singing along to a song on the radio and the man doesn‘t notice at all, then goes into the shop to look for them. He drives home, where he‘s greeted by Laika. Later on the aliens are brought back by the men in black. The aliens have brought three computers with them. Two are marked Sony VAIO, while the other is a Mac. These computers are being used by the men in black to spy on them, though!
 
(The Estonian language, unlike almost every language spoken in Europe, isn‘t an Indo European language! This makes it quite different from the other languages. It‘s a member of a whole different language family. This means it‘s about as different from Indo European languages as Chinese, Japanese, or Swahili! Due to this problem, I haven‘t learnt it and was only able to write a summary based on what I saw, not what the characters were actually saying. There are another 8 episodes of this series. Please watch them and try to work out for yourself what‘s going on!) 
 










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